High School - A Blackboard Jungle?

Change you can believe in, Conservative 1957 vs Liberal Progressive 2007


Scenario 1

Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1957 :-) In a Conservative America - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun and goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack.

2007 :-( In a Progressive America - School goes into lock down. The FBI are called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1957 :-) In a Conservative America - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2007 :-( In a Progressive America - Police are called and SWAT team arrives. They arrest both Johnny and Mark. Both charged with assault and expelled, even though Johnny started it.

Scenario 3

Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1957 :-) In a Conservative America - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling by the principal. He then returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.

2007 :-( In a Progressive America - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADHD. The school gets extra money from the state because of Jeffrey's new disability.

Scenario 4

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a spanking.

1957 :-) In a Conservative America - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal. He goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 :-( In a Progressive America - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and winds up joining a gang for support, is later killed in a gang war. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she thinks she remembers her father hugging her too much. Their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist and aborts their child.

Scenario 5

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 :-) In a Conservative America -Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

2007 :-( In a Progressive America - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6

Pedro fails high school English.

1957 :-) In a Conservative America - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

2007 :-( In a Progressive America - Pedro's cause of not knowing how to speak English is taken up by the state's progressive attorney general. Newspaper articles appear nationally, explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. The ACLU files a class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from the core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he still cannot speak English. However the progressive media and Democrat Party pat each other on the back, their political correctness winning the day again.

Scenario 7

Johnny takes leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed in his back yard.

1957 :-) In a Conservative America - Ants die.

2007 :-( In a Progressive America - ATF, The Department of Homeland Security (DHS), and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents with all siblings removed from their home. All the family's computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and placed on a no-fly list.

Scenario 8

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 :-) In a Conservative America - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2007 :-( In a Progressive America - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job, goes in a national database. She faces three years in the state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy and is considered reformed and able to return to society.


Not so funny anymore, is it, as you continue to lose your freedoms to these liberal progressive bullies while billions of your tax dollars are wasted by them, implementing their politically correct policies and the need to pay salaries to those hired to enforce them. Under progressive rule female teachers can't hug students while lesbian teachers have affairs with their students, courts looking the other way handcuffed by political correctness.

So how much will you take?

Thanks to Karl of Florida for the original idea and content

"Freedom is Knowledge"