It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to
time, and this should help get you started
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director
what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient
should be institutionalized.
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub
and then offer a
teaspoon,a teacup, or a bucket to the patient and ask him or
her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A
normal person would
use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No, normal person would pull the plug."