Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things

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The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987 -

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up

Their lifetime has always included AIDS

The CD was introduced the year they were born

They have always had an answering machine

They have always had cable or satellite

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from

They never heard:

"Where's the Beef?" or "I'd walk a mile for a Camel"

And they probably don't have a clue how to use a typewriter, a turntable, or a Polariod camera

Save the earth!

It's the only planet with chocolate.