| 1. |
"I can't
reach my license unless you hold my beer." (OK
in Texas) |
| 2. |
"Sorry, Officer,
I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in." |
| 3. |
"Aren't you
the guy from the Village People?" |
| 4. |
"Hey, you
must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!"
|
| 5. |
"Are You
Andy or Barney?" |
| 6. |
"I thought
you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer." |
| 7. |
"You're not
gonna check the trunk, are you?" |
| 8. |
"I pay your
salary!" |
| 9. |
Gee, Office r!
That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!"
|
| 10. |
"Do you know
why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does."
|
| 11. |
"I was trying
to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars
around. That's how far ahead of me they are." |
| 12. |
When the Officer says
"Gee ..Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?"
You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee
Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |