Gender? So What is Male or Female?

1) Ziploc Bags are male, because they hold everything
in but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are female, because once turned off it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong ones are pushed.

3) A Tire is male, because it goes bald and it's often

4) A Hot-Air Balloon is male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are female, because they're soft,
squeezable, and retain water.

6) A Web Page is female, because it's always getting
hit on.

7) A Subway is male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is female, because over time the
weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is male, because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have

10) A Remote Control is female. It gives a
man pleasure and he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying anyway.



"Freedom is Knowledge"