A Story from Atlantic City
Two bored casino dealers on a slow morning were standing at their craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrives and bets twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice, and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
Thanks to Gail of Pennsylvania