Due to the popularity of the Survivor Show's, central Montana
is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Montana
The contestants will start in Billings, travel over to Bozeman
and on to Butte. Then they will head north to Helena, Great
Falls, Conrad and Shelby. From there they will proceed east
to Havre and Malta.
Then they will go south to Grassland and Roundup and the final
leg will be back to Billings.
Each will be driving a pink Fiat with California license plates
and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm
a vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. Republicans suck.
Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate
The first one that makes it back to Billings alive wins. Good
luck to all contestants!