Answers given by school-age children to questions they were asked about mothers.


Why did God make Mothers?

"Think about it. It was the best way to get more people."

How did God make Mothers?

"Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring."

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?

"We're related."

What ingredients are mothers made of?

"God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean."

What kind of little girl was your mom?

"I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy."

Why did your mom marry your dad?

"My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on."

What's the difference between moms and dads?

"Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them."

What does your mom do in her spare time?

"Mothers don't do spare time."

Describe the world's greatest mom.

"The greatest mom in the world wouldn't make me kiss my fat aunts."

Is there anything about your mom that is perfect?

"Her teeth are perfect, but she bought them from the dentist."


Source: Internet

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