Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the
helicopter in front of the White House, he was
carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,
salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "These are not just ordinary pigs, but authentic Arkansas Razorbacks. I got one for
Senator Hillary Clinton, and one for Speaker of
The House, Nancy Pelosi. What do you think."
The squared away Marine replies still looking straight ahead, "I would think about that, Mr. President. You'll have PETA all over you."
"No way," the president laughs, "That's why they have diapers on."