Priests on Vacation

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.  They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything  that would identify them  as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their  "tourist" garb.

They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them.

They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passing on by.

The priests were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests, they thought?  So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them.

Once again, in their new attire, settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. 

Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father." and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a minute young lady. How in the world did you know we were priests dressed in these vacation clothes?"

"You’ve got to be kidding, Father.” she replied. “It's me, Sister Angela."



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