"She was Soooooooo blonde . . .

. . . she thought a quarterback was a refund."

. . . she thought General Motors was in the army."

. . . she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats."

. . . she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center."

. . . at the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign Here,' she wrote 'Sagittarius.' "

. . . she took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

. . . she sent a fax with a stamp on it."

. . . under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.' "

. . . she tripped over a cordless phone."

. . . she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.' "

. . . she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

. . . she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order."

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. . . she studied for a blood test."

. . . she sold the car for gas money."

. . . when she missed bus #44, she took bus #22 twice."

. . . when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home."

. . . when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved."

. . . she thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless."

. . . she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening."

. . . she had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought meant 'This Goes In Front.' "

. . . she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company."

Source: Internet. Compliments to Jim of New Jersey Note: We're both married to blondes and loving it!