So, God asked Adam one day, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam replied, “I don’t have anyone to talk to.”
God said that he was going to make a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
"So what will a woman like this cost?" Adam asked God.
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
So Adam decided to negotiate asking, "So what can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history.