Birds, Bees, and Bytes?

(An alternative for geek fathers.)


"Daddy, how was I born?" little Cyrus asked.

"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would need to ask anyway!" the father sighed."Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom, and we met at a cyber-cafe. It was very romantic"

The father continued, as if reading from a novel.

"We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. And since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!"

"And that's the story," the father concluded, "my little Virus, ah I mean Cyrus."


"Freedom is Knowledge"