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It was rumored that the inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, had died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur,

"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,

"I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. Arthur tipped his Hog hat to God laughing,

"Hey, Dude, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention."

"Really," God said in Awe of the motorcycle legend.

"Allow me to explain," Davidson replied. "First, there's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. Next, it chatters constantly when riding at high speeds. Then there is the rear end.

It's too soft and wobbles too much while the intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. Of course, I don't have to tell you about the maintenance costs. They're outrageous!"

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God.

After thinking about it, God said, "Hold on there."

God then went to his CSS (Celestial Super Computer), keyed in a few words and waited for the results. The CSP (Celestial Super Printer) suddenly came to life printing out a slip of paper. God looked it over and smiled.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Davidson, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."


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