How to tell you're a Boomer

It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Herman's Hermits, "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker."

Ringo Starr, "I Get By With a Little Help From Depends."

The Bee Gees, "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip."

Bobby Darin, "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash."

Roberta Flack, "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face."

Johnny Nash, "I Can't See Clearly Now."

Paul Simon, "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver."

The Commodores, "Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom."

Marvin Gaye, "Heard It Through the Grape Nuts."

Leo Sayer, "You Make Me Feel Like Napping."

The Temptations, "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone."

Abba, "Denture Queen."

Tony Orlando, "Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall."

Helen Reddy, "I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore."

Leslie Gore, "It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To."

Willie Nelson, "On the Commode Again."


"Freedom is Knowledge"