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If the senator can't be more respectful to an everyday American who is guarding his life, how is he going to then respect the rest of us who he doesn't even know? Voters deserve better than a super-rich elitist who can't guard an ugly temper even when he knows the cameras are rolling. Hello, Howard Dean?




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