The Miracle of Toilet Paper?


Fresh from my shower, I had stood in front of the mirror one day complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it was not true, he uncharacteristically came up with a strange suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to play his little game, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replied.

I stopped, asking, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"



"As a side note he's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man!"

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